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In my Pants (Super Happy Fun Edition)

What's your favorite thing to do on a Friday night?

Go out Restaurant/Party
0 votes
Where is my video game console?!
3 votes
Plot mayhem/murder
0 votes
Try to take over the world
2 votes
Quiet Night at home with a movie
4 votes

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UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

^ No it would not have "kilt" me but I did fail to mention my bag pipes that I keep in my pants.

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I see that a pipe is pitching a tent as well, what with that sizable instrument all crowded in there. I noticed that fact while in my pants.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

I asked what are you eating under there and she said "Under where?". I said incredulously while in my pants "You are eating underwear under there?".

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I was at the mall ascending an escalator in my pants when I noticed a young woman descending the escalator on the side just adjacent. There was no underwear under there and "Fuzzy Wuzzy" had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy was no bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy was just bare.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

o.o I am aghast while in my pants.

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I see some really unexpected spectacles when walking in my pants in public places, especially as of late.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

While in my pants I will be going shopping at Costco.

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I wonder what sort of spectacles one might see there and I am doing so in my pants.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

I have to get my parents a new tv as the Vizio 47" had the middle back light go out. I do not believe the new tv will fit in my pants.

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I am thinking in my pants then, that the new flat-screen is too big for your britches.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

I have just cleaned and polished my headlights while in my pants.

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I have just installed a fresh pair of wiper blades to keep your windshield free of annoying precipitation as you drive and I did so while in my blue jean pants and Stetson cowboy hat.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

Asking while in my pants if that is a real Stetson or just a knockoff.

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I have a well-endowed St. Pauli girl in my pants who would be happy to show you.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

I have a Bailey of Hollywood Chinook that I wear while out walking in my pants.

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I have a Chinook that is going to do a trick for you and deploy some friendlies in my pants.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

While in my pants I shall inform you of the name Chinook behind my hat.

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I have the largest member of the Guild of Calamitous Intent in my pants.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

In my pants is the right to a larger set of pants.

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I have no inguinal cleft in my pants.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

I wish I had a winning lottery ticket in my pants.

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I have a protruding pudendal protuberance in my pants.

UberDog

UberDog

I Walk Alone...

I have a Sir Richard Long Fellow in my pants.

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I have a wang dang doodle in my pants.

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