Okay it's been a while since I've posted in this thread, but here goes. I hope it isn't too dirty. I think it's just corny (me being bit of a computer nerd and all :D )
Son asks:
Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS:
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat
room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
You've Got Male!
Quote by Kachie-chan*Guy walks in on his Friend having a conversation on the telephone*
Friend: *to whoever on the phone* "Ya don't say.. Ya don't say.. Ya don't say!"
*Friend puts the phone down*Guy: *to friend* "Well.. What was that all about?.."
Friend: "He didn't say."
Hahaa, I know, I know - pretty bad! :D I think I saw it on a Film! Lol!
*rofl* That's so bad you should be shot! :D :D :D *lol*