101 good reasons to cheer for those who's single

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101 good beneficial to cheer up for those who just broke up, feeling left out being single.

1. Everything in your house is yours.

2. You don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.

3. If you buy something "yummy", you don't have to buy twice as much.

4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.

5. Your late nights are all yours.

6. Less stuff to move when you do move

7. One bedroom apartments feel more spacious with only one person

8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm.

9. Only the doctor can tell you what to eat

10. You decide what to shave and when

11. Valentines day costs less

12. No anniversaries to remember

13. No extra birthdays to remember

14. No extra family to shop for during the holidays

15. No irritating in-laws to deal with

16. You can walk around naked whenever you want.

17. Only your sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.

18. You don't have to share

19. You don't have to change your life because someone else has jealousy issues.

20. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your own.

21. Getting that out-of-state job doesn't hinge on what someone else wants or thinks.

22. The only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors.

23. You can fall asleep anywhere without getting any guff for it in the morning.

24. You don't have to use the "headache" excuse anymore.

25. You don't have to worry as much about the "oops, I'm pregnant" factor.

26. The only person who goes through your stuff is you.

27. The only person who sees your inbox is you.

28. More time to spend with friends.

29. You don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents.

30. If you want to go for pizza at 3am, no one stops you or asks you why.

31. You can date more freely.

32. The cute secretary is fair game.

33. The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with.

34. You don't have to share your closet with anyone else.

35. You always get to watch what you want.

36. You always get to read what you want.

37. You decide when to crawl into bed.

38. You can throw yourself into bed and snore without dire consequences.

39. No one else's annoying (or disgusting) habits to deal with at home.

40. The only fetishes you have to deal with are your own.

41. You can talk to yourself without people saying "what?" or worrying about your sanity.

42. There are religious benefits, if you're into that kind of thing.

43. Single people can still adopt, if you're into that kind of thing.

44. The only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own.

45. You don't ever have to wonder if you really love the person you live with.

46. There's only one way to do things- your way.

47. You are the master of the thermostat.

48. The only messes you have to clean up are your own.

49. The only disasters you have to fix are your own.

50. If an argument starts, you can walk away... forever.

51. You don't have to make excuses for yourself.

52. The whole "old maid" thing is so last century.

53. Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito.

54. When you eat, you buy and cook for one.

55. No one else is going to eat your leftovers.

56. No one else is going to raid your stash of sweets (you don't even have to hide it!)

57. You don't have to share your bed with anyone.

58. You can even eat in bed if you want to.

59. You can decorate the entire house according to your taste.

60. The only person spending your money is you.

61. Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.

62. The only debts you have to pay off are your own.

63. Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.

64. Bickering couples are at best a relieving reminder and at worst hilarious.

65. Less pressure about body weight.

66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.

67. Suddenly, it's okay to look (and flirt).

68. It's easier to focus on your career and your dreams.

69. You're the only person who gets to decide if you "need to make more money."

70. The only mood swings you have to deal with are your own.

71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic people out there.

72. You don't have to change your religious beliefs one bit.

73. There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah.

74. Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.

75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.

76. Cohabitation is legal, fun, and less of a hassle than marriage.

77. You don't have to deal with someone else's kids all the time.

78. Divorce is pricey.

79. You don't have to deal with "compliment fishing."

80. Fewer minutes spent with a phone attached to your ear.

81. No endless nagging.

82. You never have to answer the phone "right now!"

83. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as much as you want.

84. No doubts or worries about someone sleeping around.

85. Things stay where you put them.

86. You can meditate and have your quiet time when you need it.

87. The only thing whining about not being fed is your cat.

88. You can take out the trash when you feel like it.

89. You can shower or bathe when you want, as often as you want, for as long as you want.

90. You can even leave the door open when you shower.

91. The longer you wait, the better you know yourself, instead of someone else.

92. Children learn how to treat themselves by watching how you treat yourself.

93. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound- it continues to ruin your whole day.

94. You can be as eccentric as you want.

95. Your car can be as dirty or unusual or artistic as you want.

96. You decide how long it takes to get ready.

97. Say goodbye to heartache, dumping, and being dumped.

98. You get your weekends for you and your projects.

99. You can be the wild friend with all the really juicy stories.

100. You can still get laid. Maybe even more often. Certainly with more variety.

101. Being single and staying single isn't selfish. It should be seen as putting your happiness first (Where it should be.)

Steel is my body and fire is my blood. So as I pray... Unlimited Blade Works.

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single is better for the wallet

  • Feb 04, 2010

kumang

kumang

...its snowing...

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In a way. But it will be too lonely..:)

  • Feb 09, 2010
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Oh yeah, I am always single...

  • Feb 09, 2010

kumang

kumang

...its snowing...

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Quote by LewisJayOh yeah, I am always single...

hhoho...still searching for the one i suppose :) Cheer up>)

  • Feb 09, 2010
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Wow, that was really cool list! I must show this to my friends, It's funny! O.O xD

  • Feb 24, 2010

mick-klaassen

mick-klaassen

boredom is imminent to strike

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lol it's true and lonely
i prefere to get a girl i don't care how much more that's going to cost :P
unless its 10 times as much :P

why?

  • Feb 24, 2010
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Hahaha. Very nice lst. Fun. :) I must say, the loneliness is something that is hard to get over. And ther eare things you don't do with/to your friends ;) Someone once said it's a different type of happiness. But if you can get so much happiness from everything else you do, perhap being single isn't such a big deal. Single or not, got a life to battle, and our crosses (or Buster Sword) to bear. goodnight from Ireland!

  • Feb 24, 2010
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so funny. I'm happy when reading this, of course i'm single too ^^

  • Feb 25, 2010
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Lol nice list. Haha, I'm single so it made me laugh a bit.

  • Feb 25, 2010
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Lol. Not bad. I've been single my whole life, but maybe not anymore. ^^

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no need to spend more $$$ on girls
no phone calls/sms bugging you asking what are you doing and where are you
and most importantly free to flirt~!

  • Feb 26, 2010
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being single is good especially when your still studying, but once your done studying then a relationship is good as long as you dont get married before you have an established career

  • Feb 27, 2010

xxxROSIELxxx

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~ ♔ Hime ♔ ~

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for me...is kind of horrible to be single...T___T

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iiiMusic

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Nothing To Do...(?)~

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that was an interesting list~! xD hm...it might be a little lonelier, since it's best to share happiness with others, but i like being alone and get a cat or dog to spend time with...that type of lifestyle is more idealistic for me~ ^-^

  • Mar 28, 2010

ahhhhhzness

ahhhhhzness

beastly

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wow i didnt think u would actualy mach a list of 101 thing hehe good for u :)
ya for the moment i think singel is better, i have other stuff to worry about at the moment (school ...ect) and if i feel lonly i have friends and family :)

demons run when a good man goes to war, night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war, friendship dies and true love lies, night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war

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i'm single and i'm not planning to change that any time soon. i love it!

...hear me...

  • Mar 29, 2010

simply-5th-heirloom

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MT, welcome me 'cuz I'm BACK~

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tht's really cool!

but the prob is,

if u really accept ur single-blessedness whol heartedly,

or ure only forced to,

cuz u want pple to see tht u've really moved on...

it's been years . . . but MT's one and only Sim-chan IS BACK.

  • Mar 31, 2010
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well .. i dont think that beeing single rocks that much...

thank god i'm not....

  • Apr 06, 2010

freestrike2

freestrike2

drop your sword or I'll kill you

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being single gives you peace & freedom.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable must be the truth."Signature
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Quote by freestrike2being single gives you peace & freedom.

Exactly. :)

Steel is my body and fire is my blood. So as I pray... Unlimited Blade Works.

freestrike2

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drop your sword or I'll kill you

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Quote by Onimusaru

Quote by freestrike2being single gives you peace & freedom.

Exactly. :)

I'm glad someone understands me...*tears

XD

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it's good to be single and i think i will be happy being single even until i die.if your worrying that'll lonely then in my case i will just adopt a child or with my parents.i don't think i will regret it

WO HEN CHU SE

  • Apr 08, 2010
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single 4 lyf! lolz

  • Apr 09, 2010

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