When I awaken I find myself lying on the ceiling, upside down. I then suddenly fall flat on my face and hit the floor
and go dance in the kitchen, I cook some shrimp noodles with the rice cooker that was standing on the fridge. For some
reason the cooker explodes, but not only and noodles fly all around the room, then fall into my mouth like a ninja and I
choke on some noodles but luckily I had some of Dad's super powers which enabled me to breathe fire on all of the
noodles in the pot which combust immediately and shrivel up into and eat them with my spork in one gulp! Then I had to
call the neighbour's house fast cuz the fire was spreading everywhere and my Squirtle squirted water out to put out
a fish on fire but, still wasn't time to relax because the smoke filled the neighbour's lung and he's
going to start breathing fire. I immediately run. Soon all the dogs start barking! And cats fell from the sky. The world
is being set on fire and heaven is a distant place, which won't easily found as I have demons as friends and none
are fond of angels, which is not surprising at all. There is a large blue rhinoceros running towards the big black
forest in which there a magical squirrel that only eats fire-breathing neighbours. So I set out in search of this
magical squirrel which was hidden somewhere deep within the oldest tree that was cursed by Lord Voldy. So I went to the
wizard and tease him to make him angry about his wand that did not give him any power over
Our nonsensical 3-word story XD