Okay...I don't know quite how I came up with this...I was just lying in bed the other night and it came to me...
Okay...um...what you do is ask the poster below to marry you in whatever way you want and then the next poster has to say whether they accept or decline the proposition...
[note:this is just for fun...no seriousness in anyway]
[ALSO NOTE: gender does not matter in any way. The acceptance or decline of a proposal is to be because of how the person asks, not because they are of the same sex.]
I'll go first...
My darling, I love you, and want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?